Here's me going off about cats to my buddy, Omar on his blog. Read his "Pet Sitter" post. Freaking hilarious! http://mylifeisacomedyoferrors.blogspot.com/
"I hate cats, man. Who's the a-hole that decided cats were well suited regarding domestication?! They walk around like they're better than you and they look at you like YOU'RE the one that would rather lick every square inch of your own body instead of taking a f***ing bath! And, the worst part...they stare at you like if you come any closer, they'll kick YOUR @$$. Who the hell do they think they are?!"
Oh, and I'd just like to add, if you are a cat owner, I'm assuming you're also a Mac user. And if you're a Mac user, I'm assuming you have a website. And if you have a website, I'm assuming your website is devoted to your evil, stupid cats. News flash: Nobody cares! Anything positive they say about your cat photo albums, website, etc. is just to placate you and get you to stop talking about them! The only people that are sincere are people just like you with their own stuckup cats. You deserve each other.
"I hate cats, man. Who's the a-hole that decided cats were well suited regarding domestication?! They walk around like they're better than you and they look at you like YOU'RE the one that would rather lick every square inch of your own body instead of taking a f***ing bath! And, the worst part...they stare at you like if you come any closer, they'll kick YOUR @$$. Who the hell do they think they are?!"
Oh, and I'd just like to add, if you are a cat owner, I'm assuming you're also a Mac user. And if you're a Mac user, I'm assuming you have a website. And if you have a website, I'm assuming your website is devoted to your evil, stupid cats. News flash: Nobody cares! Anything positive they say about your cat photo albums, website, etc. is just to placate you and get you to stop talking about them! The only people that are sincere are people just like you with their own stuckup cats. You deserve each other.
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Okay, here's the worst. My girl's cat takes a dump every time we start making out. WTH? I'm gonna starting slipping a benadryl in with its cat chow.
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